Sweet...Dude...Sweet...

Did you know there is no maple syrup in Aunt Jemima's maple syrup? Nothing resembling a Canadian tree, or its leaves, or its sap. Just chemicals, and preservatives, and some known carcinogens.


SWEET!


Quaker Foods should go to jail for this.


When you're enjoying your New Year's flapjacks tomorrow, make sure your maple syrup contains at least some real maple syrup.


(PS - If you like this, you'll love the Greener than Thou shirt)

Spotlight on a Top Shelfer - Party Edition

Kelly the Doe-Eyed Bar Waitress says:

Pardon my French, but is that person humping Southeastern Mississippi?

Tag: gone

Era: 1982

Fabric: 50-50

Size reads: M

Measures: 19 inches across the chest, 28 inches back collar to hem

Colors: light yellow shir with navy M.A.F.H. Gulf Shores Festival ’82 two figures and a butterfly frolicking in Mississippi print

Condition: great vintage shape soft and thin, stretchy and smooth

For reference, A-List over there is 5-10, and thinks butterflies really say 'party'.

(click to see the shirt)

Sweet Ass Packaging - Christmas Edition

Deliciously smooth.


Sauce & Gravy.


Every Time!


Whos' got my biscuits?


WONDRA!

VV in the Wild #15

Some more entries for VV in the Wild free t-shirt giveaway have arrived, and they're muy muchas cervezas.


The deal is - you send us a photo of Vintage Vantage stickers or shirts you've spotted in real life. We post it on the blog. You pick out a shirt and send us your address. We send you a free shirt. Everybody smiles and dances.

First up, Pauly G, The Irish Hammer, and two other Christmas elves product place some VV 40 oz koozies, Army Men shirt, Player of the Game shirt, and Dranks shirt after decorating Burbank's fattest tree.


















Here we have Chris-a-bago and SoozyG sweetly rocking the psycho festival vibe in the ultra green SF Bay area.












Wild! Free shirts! Hooray!

Twelve days of twelve twelve dollar shirts!

Listen to Sergio. Not only is he extremely attractive, but he knows what he's talking about.

Twelve new shirts on sale for only twelve bucks each, check them out below.

Make sure you order by Sunday the 20th to get delivery before Christmas morning. Actually, you know what, just order now.

How to Aggravate

Len Cella made some amazing "Moron Movies" back in the 80's.

Here's his video tip for spreading cheer this holiday season.


Be sure to check out his other classics, such as "Bowling Ball Imitation."

How to Aggravate (Video)

VV in the Wild #14

Some more entries for VV in the Wild free t-shirt giveaway have arrived, and they're muy muchas cervezas.


The deal is - you send us a photo of Vintage Vantage stickers or shirts you've spotted in real life. We post it on the blog. You pick out a shirt and send us your address. We send you a free shirt. Everybody smiles and dances.

First up, Britni has reservations...for Vegas, baby!












Next from the Polish Rifle: "I don't have any pictures of famous people, but I myself did happen to recently get captured on film collecting unemployment benefits while wearing my sweet VV "Don't Tell My Mom" shirt!

Just in time to buy Christmas gifts!!!!"













Here we have Sweet D.aG waiting for the future with a buddy where his jetpack should be.















Last but not least, here's Max L. who has reservations in some kind of exotic weeping willow tree in Hyde Park, UK. Cheerio!





Wild! Free shirts! Hooray!

7 New Shirts Released Today

Piping hot and fresh, just in time for your Holiday Bash, we have seven soft, silky, sweet new shirts red to go.


Bite me!


Bookworms need love too, dick.


Spicy Little Dumpling!



Check them all out here.

ART

ART
by, William O. Johnson

I went to an art show, and I said, "Is that art?"

Art is a can, art is a man,

Art is the stand for a candle with a handle.

Art is a dress or a colorful mess, art.

Art is a kite, art is a tiny night light.

Art is an abstract thing, art can be almost Anything.

Art is music or just about anything else you do.

Art is the masterpiece sandwich or that ice cold drink,

Art is simply that one thing that makes you think.

Art is everything in life, art is art, it is a very big part
of what we are, and what we see.

Art is a vision, but not a vision of me,
a vision of what I can't dare tell,
but art is art, as beautiful as a sea shell.

Art, we say that all art is art, but sometimes I wonder.

ART.

VV in the Wild - Lucky #13

Some more entries for VV in the Wild free t-shirt giveaway have arrived, and they're muy muchos buenos.


The deal again is - you send us a photo of Vintage Vantage stickers or shirts you've spotted in real life. We post it on the blog. You pick out a shirt and send us your address. We send you a free shirt. Everybody smiles and dances.

First up, DanD and a minx keep it classy while they share a Mickey's in their 40 oz to Freedom Koozie.
















And then we have the World Famous Kitshicker, The Norwegian Wood, feeding the cutest crown prince of Kickballdom, M-dawg, some pureed burritos. Thanks to Kri-STAR-iffic for the photo.









Wild! Free shirts! Hooray!