I want to bite that earthquake that wrecked shop in Haiti. I'd take the earthquake for some nice afternoon tea, butter it up a bit, then BITE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF IT!!! After that I'd tell the earthquake, "NO!!!!! Take that $*&T to somewhere we don't care about, like Afghanistan."
i would like to bite my mom. she never grew out of biting people. if you make her mad, she'll tear into your shoulder. i'm not kidding, it's strange and painful and funny all at the same time.
I want to bite the Pope. That would make for the greatest story. " You got kicked out of a bar for fighting?, I bit the Pope, don't talk to me about rebellion."
Im a T-rex, I want to bite everyone because Im hungry and Im a freakin T-rex. Now I'm going to go to the gym to blast my pecs and try to see if I can change these little arms
I would very much like to bite Dolly Parton. Why? Because not only would my stomach be full of pure, concentrated awesome-ness, but all of her years of plastic surgery would act as a preservative and I'll live another 50 years.
Often I want to bite Off More Than I Can Chew. Or My Tongue. But then I realize I'm All Bark and no bite. So I won't bite the Hand That Feeds Me. I'll just bite The Bullet. Or bite The Dust.
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Sometimes I feel like I need to bite myself to wake myself, stop procrastinating. Does that count?
I want to bite that earthquake that wrecked shop in Haiti. I'd take the earthquake for some nice afternoon tea, butter it up a bit, then BITE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF IT!!! After that I'd tell the earthquake, "NO!!!!! Take that $*&T to somewhere we don't care about, like Afghanistan."
To be honest, I'd rather keep my teeth to myself. You never know where someone's arm/neck/leg/foot/hand has been.
Plus, I'm not a fucking vampire. And sucking blood is not sexy.
Bite D
you just look so delicious!
you just look so delicious!
I'd like to bite Mayor McCheese in the face since he's actually made out of food.
I'd like to bite my ear off. Not to experience excruciating pain, but to discover how Da Vinci felt when he cut off his. What a moron!
i would like to bite my mom. she never grew out of biting people. if you make her mad, she'll tear into your shoulder. i'm not kidding, it's strange and painful and funny all at the same time.
probably the guy in the photo wherever we shall meet
I want to bite the Pope. That would make for the greatest story. " You got kicked out of a bar for fighting?, I bit the Pope, don't talk to me about rebellion."
i'd like to bite the clouds,
I'd like to bite the sun,
But if I could bite the moon,
I think I would be done.
Im a T-rex, I want to bite everyone because Im hungry and Im a freakin T-rex. Now I'm going to go to the gym to blast my pecs and try to see if I can change these little arms
I would very much like to bite Dolly Parton. Why? Because not only would my stomach be full of pure, concentrated awesome-ness, but all of her years of plastic surgery would act as a preservative and I'll live another 50 years.
Noah
noahcharlesmoody@yahoo.com
I want to bite Lisa, because she's beautiful and she's covered in cheese.
Often I want to bite Off More Than I Can Chew. Or My Tongue. But then I realize I'm All Bark and no bite. So I won't bite the Hand That Feeds Me. I'll just bite The Bullet. Or bite The Dust.
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