Penguin Baseball

It's been a few years since we've played this little game.

Never gets old.

See how far you can swat the falling penguin.

Wheeeeeeeee!

This Is for Your Own Good

There is no "A" in DEFINITELY.

Sweet Ass Packaging - Spotted Dick

Time for another goodie from the grocery store aisles.


Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding.


Good thing it's microwavable, because there's nothing worse than eating cold spotted dick.


And how does spotted dick taste, you wonder? Like a raisiny coffee cake. Very sweet and dense and kind of processed. We bet it would be good homemade.


It's got raisins in it... you like raisins.

What You Learned Today #5

For the last few years, we've been asking all the Vintage Vantagees what you've learned today. Here are some of our most favoritest answers:


Letting your friend pierce your ear isn't a good idea when you both haven't slept in over 24 hours.

Refurbished means NOT new products.

the more I try to fall out of love, the more I fall in.

everything that happened last night...

Bees don't care that stinging you is a kamikaze mission.

Words of wisdom from sea to shining sea! Leave a comment if YOU learned today.

Nurture Nature

Hello friends, looks like Earth Day is almost upon us again.


We're getting ready to not litter and hump some trees and generally be festive out of doors amidst the Spring splendor, and trust you'll be doing the same.


How do you nurture nature? Best answer left in the comments gets a free shirt.


Also have you seen the blarty going on over at Guadalajara Joe's new blog? Righteous.

Throwdown #11 - Rocketship vs. Security

Siesta wins Throwdown #10! On sale for $12.50!

And for our next battle, Rocketship vs. Call Security! Check them out and vote below!

No Problem, ORDER PIZZA!

ORDER PIZZA

by, William O. Johnson

We have company coming over

and I don't feel like cooking,
it's late and I'm a little hungry.
Friends drop by unannounced, no problem ORDER PIZZA!
A sleep over with a house full of kids,
The game is on and no time for sandwiches.
The Boy Scout Troop has about twenty-five kids,
no problem, ORDER PIZZA!
What can I take to the party?
How many pieces should I bring?
I need a dish for the potluck,
no problem ORDER PIZZA!
Vegetarian, Cheese or the Works, it doesn't matter
neither of these will hurt,
Thick crust, thin crust,
Deep dish or that hand tossed stuff on TV
ORDER PIZZA!
It's a very convenient dish,
not just for you but also for me
ORDER PIZZA!
No matter what the occasion,
there's always kids around,
and if not you have a midnight snack,
now who could argue with that? ORDER PIZZA!
It will get you out of a jam,
trust me I know,
PIZZA IS WHAT I AM.
GO AHEAD ORDER PIZZA!

We're gonna be in the Hudson

These guys are cool as cucumbers.

Both engines of this airplane went out when it flew into a flock of birds.

You'd never know it by the voices of the pilot and the air traffic controller.

Watch the professional 3-D animation matched up with the actual audio tape from that day.

Bravo fellas!

We're gonna be in the Hudson (Video)

Throwdown #10 - Siesta vs. Jazz Hands

Congratulations to Pick Your Favorite, which you picked as your favorite in Throwdown #9 - it's now only $12.50 for the next week - pick it up here.

But on to Throwdown #10, which pits old vs. new, dark vs. bright, naps vs. enthusiasm - the revamped Siesta Conmigo versus Show Me Jazz Hands! Click on the image to check them out and cast your vote below - the winner will go on sale for $12.50.

Sweet Ass Packaging - Sweet Hot Mister Mustard

...the grocery store is a treasure chest full of it.

From time to time, we'll highlight some of the edible graphical wonders here.

Behold the Sweet Hot Mister Mustard.

Even if you hate mustard, you wanna buy it.

Just Kick It.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Or squeal and run in circles and fall on your ass.

30 second Video here.

Just Kick It - Video