Monday, January 5, 2009

What You Learned Today #4

For the last few years, we've been asking all you Vintage Vantagees what you've learned today. Here are some of our favorite answers:

that applying icy-hot to your underarms (even if it is in the same roll-on container as your deodorant, and ergo THINK it is your deodorant) after you've just shaven will not only make them really hot, but it can even make you want to cry.

White people love the "Magnum PI" theme song. (I'm white, and I have it as a phone ringer, and everytime I get a call, theres a white guy near me that starts bobbing his head.)

I learned that the original Irish settlers came from Scotland.

Smile and nod it gets you through the day baby!

People with bumper stickers on their cars test 14% lower on I.Q. tests

Words of wisdom from sea to shining sea! Please leave us a comment telling us what YOU learned today.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The internet is a lot like the universe. Google is a lot like the sun. And Vintage Vantage is a lot like a superhero dance party on Pluto.

Tobias said...

Participating in a half-day internal office training session on goal-setting is a lot like hitting yourself in the crotch with a morning star.