What You Learned Today #3

For the last few years, we've been asking all you Vintage Vantagees what you've learned today. Here are some more of our favorite answers:

i learned that my cat doesnt like to be pimp slapped!!!!

insulation, although it may look like it, is in fact not cotton candy

i learned that jenna does not rhyme with banana

That a bad sense of balance and tall trees don't mix.

Girls should not have myspace accounts, they cause too much drama

Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine!

that over 30,000 people get injured by toilets a year.

Liquor makes me cry.

Leave a comment and let us know what YOU learned today...