Valentine's Day Love Shirts Sale All Week

In honor of the coming of el dia de San Valentin, for the next week we are offering all of our love and heart themed shirts for a mere $12.

It will be cheaper than your Chipotle dinners.


The following shirts are in love and on sale:

Bookworms Need LOVE too
Good Kisser
HUG
Let's Make Magic LOVE Muffins
We Should Wrestle
Robot LOVE
LOVE your Peeps
LOVE or Die Trying
Siesta Conmigo
Let's Make Party!
LOVE Bird
Who LOVES Burritos?





Have no fear swinging singles, YOUNG RICH SEXY & FREE is also on sale.



Amor vincit omnia.

Big Ass Sale on NOW!

Look at the size of that ass.

Now, look at this size of this sale - we just put 28 new shirts on sale for ONLY TEN BUCKS.

Click here to see the sale page, and act quick-like. Sizes are limited, and once these are gone, they're gone for good.

Giddy up, rancheros.

Bite Me Contest Winners!

Your answers were heart-warmingly splendid.

They were at times naughty, silly, philanthropic, sacrilegious, clever, hungry, jealous, gangsta, and frisky. With hints of misleading, confessional, presumptuous, forward, poetic, hilarious, and scientifically impossible.

Without further ado.

The winner from the Facebook Comments is Dawn S.:
I wanna bite god to see if he tastes like a giant marshmellow mmm yummy:)

The winner from the blog comments is warmlovebeatnik:
probably the guy in the photo wherever we shall meet

Email James vintagevantage at hotmail dot com & he will hook it up. Free t-shirts!

Honorable Mention to kid D and her biting mother. And the T.Rex arms one. They were all good. Thanks for playing.

Free Shirt Friday - Bite Me!

Who do you want to bite?

Where? And why?


Best answer left in the comments will get a free Vintage Vantage original t-shirt of their choosing.

We'll pick a winner on Monday!

Logga In

Erik & Per are two long, cool Swedes who took a shine to Vintage Vantage.


They're now selling our t-shirts in Sweden, check out their site - Mightees - if you speak Swedish or spend Kronor.


Tiger's wife Elin loves it. Logga In on the right.

Survival Tips

More helpful ideas from the US Army Survival manual, printed in 1970:

Cooking makes most foods more tasty and digestible, and destroys bacteria, toxins, and harmful plant and animal products.

All parts of the animal are edible, inducing the meaty parts of the skull such as the brain, eyes, tongue, and fleshy portions.

Frogs, small snakes, and lizards can be roasted on a stick. Large snakes and eels are better if boiled first. Boil turtles until the shell comes off. Cut up the meat and mix it with tubers and greens to form a soup. Salamanders, roasted on a stick, are edible. Skin all frogs and snakes before cooking as the skin may be toxic.

Vintage Vantage Tom rocks Jam Cruise!

Our own Tom Hamilton (aka DJ Morale) rocked the late night disco on this year's Jam Cruise, sharing the decks w/ STS9's Murph. Check the Science shirt. By the way, Murph HATES this sticker.