For the last few years, we've been asking all you Vintage Vantagees what you've learned today. Here are some more of our favorite answers:Don't have sex in a hammock when you don't know where your dad is.
Squirrels aren't to be trusted.
That a guy walking around with a cute little dog is a smart guy.
Aviator sunglasses make EVERYONE look sexier.
It doesn't pay to tell a Mexican cop that you don't appreciate being shaken down.
"Learned" isn't the same thing as "lit on fire."
Carl doesn't want to go out with me.
It doesn't matter how big your titties are.
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4 comments:
if a dog eats too many raisins his kidneys can shut down.
My nipples could cut glass.
Shaving cream looks a lot better than it tastes.
It's not easy to get a pen out of your esophagus with a snake.
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