iVintage, vintage, y mas vintage!

The vintage volcano has erupted! Run for buttery soft cover! Dozens and dozens of new items just went up for sale tonight -- click here to check out all of the stuff we just posted on ebay* and click here to check out the Top Shelf.

*all of the current auctions will end in time for Christmas shipping

Da Jesus Book!

Da Jesus Book is the New Testament translated into Hawaiian Pidgin, and it's awesome. Here is an excerpt from Matthew 19:16-30:

Wen Jesus was starting fo go, one guy wen run up by him, an go down on his knees in front him, an say, "Eh, Teacha, you good. Can aks you one question? Wat I gotta do fo live to da max foeva?"

Jesus say, "How come you call me good? Ony get One dat stay good fo real kine, dass God. You know God's Rules: No go kill nobody, no go fool aroun behind da odda's back, no rip off nobody, no bulai any kine bout nobody, no cockaroach nobody, show respeck fo yoa fadda an mudda."

Words to live by, folks. So don't go cockaroachin' nobody during this holiday season.

My Face Hurts! Dot Com!

Check out our latest project - Myfacehurts.com

It's a user-created blog celebrating hysterical laughter and facial injuries.

We're giving away a free t-shirt every Tuesday to the user who submits the best photo or video, so send em on in to hurtmyface@gmail.com

The Love Bandits Crash a Wedding!

What would happen if Chinese spandex superheroes from the future showed up at your wedding?

Scroll down to the below post to find out!

Love Bandits Wedding Video

The Love Bandits Crash a Wedding! from john keddie on Vimeo.

Throwdown #7 - Marsupials vs. Nature!

Congrats to the new Oklahoma t-shirt, winner of Throwdown #6 - on sale for $12.50 for the whole damn week!

Alas, there will be no rest for the weary or anybody else... because Throwdown #7 is here! Deal with it! Marsupials of the World vs. Nurture Nature! A battle most unholy! Will you vote for the pouched posse or the globe-headed infant? It's really up to you. Check both t-shirts out here and click here to cast your vote below... your future depends on it.

Tilt your Shift

New obsession over here: tilt-shift photography.

It's a photo technique that makes real-life images look like miniature toys. Look at those adorable little sumo wrestlers!

Click on this to see more awesome tilt-shift photos, and when you're done with that, click on this to see some incredible tilt-shift videos. Badass.

If you want to make your own, these photoshop instructions are super easy.