Introducing Mash Appeal! Your home for celebrity mashups

We love celebrity mashups. So much so that we've created a whole blog about it - click here to check out Mash Appeal.

We're giving away shirts every week with this one, so get photoshoppin', people!

Marky Mark Twain said so.

Strictly For My Ninja Star-Shaped Things

Ninja star tacks? That's right. Get your corkboard's worst nightmare right here.

It will totally match your sweet long sleeve ninjas t-shirt.

Also, big ups to Jon C. for sending us a link to Taco Ninja, where the tortilla chips look like ninja stars. (click here to check it out).

Random contest - the first person to send us a video detailing how to make one of those paper ninja stars gets two free t-shirts... ready, go.

Free Healthy Hippie Magazines!

Good news Health Fans -Vintage Vantage has teamed up with the our friends the kind folks at Healthy Hippie Magazine, to bring you FREE STUFF!

For the next couple months (while supplies last) every order from Vintage Vantage will be sent with a free issue of the latest Healthy Hippie Magazine! Awesome soup recipes! Insightful interviews of healthy rockstars! Ask the Horny Hippie! You'll love it!

http://healthyhippie.net/

Vintage Vantage Swears By... Sexy People

What, you don't think portait photography is awesome? Well, you haven't seen this site.

Sexy people make the world go round.














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The Top Shelf is Half Price... Permanently!

Or at least for the indefinite future. It felt so good mailing out tons of awesome shirts to tons of awesome people this week that we've decided to leave the prices where they're at - so everything on the top shelf is still half price.

We're also going to be picking up the posting pace, potna. That means more vintage gold for less money, with new stuff being added every week. It's like you've stumbled into some weird alternate universe where everything's awesome.

Sexual chocolate.

All Top Shelf Shirts are Half Off!

Marley & Me Spoiler

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Cheer at the Pessimist Pep Rally!

Skippy Haha is VV Heather's personal blog site, where she posts musings, poetry, photography and related curiosities. Try it, we think you'll like it. Sample posting:

A Tribe Called Fresh - NYE edition

Sometimes you go to a supposedly awesome NYE party and all they've got going on is a few questionable chicken wings and some crappy champagne.*

But hey, what are you gonna do? Party thru it.

Thanks for the picture, Jon C. If you've got fun pictures of yourselves wearing VV, please send them to us! Not only will we post them here, but we'll hook you up w/ a super-secret deep discount code so you can get more VV stuff for cheap.

*it should be noted that Vintage Vantage has nothing against Andre champagne. In fact, we drink it all the time. Usually early in the morning.

Donde Estan Tus Pantalones?

The Smoking Gun has the story of this man who dangled pantsless off a Vail chairlift for 15 minutes last week.

If you are this man, we here at Vintage Vantage will give you a free t-shirt for your troubles.

And it does not have to be this one.

What You Learned Today #4

For the last few years, we've been asking all you Vintage Vantagees what you've learned today. Here are some of our favorite answers:

that applying icy-hot to your underarms (even if it is in the same roll-on container as your deodorant, and ergo THINK it is your deodorant) after you've just shaven will not only make them really hot, but it can even make you want to cry.

White people love the "Magnum PI" theme song. (I'm white, and I have it as a phone ringer, and everytime I get a call, theres a white guy near me that starts bobbing his head.)

I learned that the original Irish settlers came from Scotland.

Smile and nod it gets you through the day baby!

People with bumper stickers on their cars test 14% lower on I.Q. tests

Words of wisdom from sea to shining sea! Please leave us a comment telling us what YOU learned today.

Lego Art

Okay, so this dude Nathan Sawaya is doing some amazing things with Legos.

Check out more of his stuff here.

Spotlight on... a random Top Shelfer!

Here's another randomly awesome shirt off the top shelf.

Furryfeet says:

I'd like to try humping this shirt.

Tag: white rectangle

Era: early 80s

Fabric: 50-50

Size reads: XL, fits like L

Measures: 21 inches across the chest, 29 inches back collar to hem

Colors: white and red ringer shirt with multicolor I Go Ape Over My Credit Union *FURRY* gorilla holding cash print

Condition: super vintage shape! soft and thin, stretchy and smooth

For reference, our friend Brianiac over there is 5-11, and just flocking around.