Now or Never! Closing for good on Dec 3

Time to say goodbye - for real this time. Next Friday (Dec 3) is the last day to order Vintage Vantage t-shirts off the world wide innernets. Ever. We'll have all the orders shipped out by the following Friday (December 10) so you'll be sure to have your shirts by Christmas. Please note that if we don't have a shirt you ordered in stock, we will either send you two shirts in the same size, or send you a refund - you'll have a chance to choose between these two options on the checkout page. We'll be providing tracking numbers and answering emails and everything through the end of December and beyond.

So get those final orders in! Everything on the site is ridiculously cheap - one last Vintage Vantage Christmas-time mega-sale for old times sake. We're going to miss you guys.

Love,
John, Heather, James & Emily

(& Matt & Socky & Tim & Anne & Spencer & Greg & Cam & Robert & Brian & Tom & Lizz & Kevin & everybody else who's made this beautifully janky operation run a little smoother over the years)

Last Chance Sale!

So, guess what? We've still got t-shirts! And now, they're even cheaper. All mens shirts are only $6.50! All womens shirts are only $5! And all our blank shirts are only $2.50 each! That's just stupid cheap.

Please note though - because we've been running out of styles and sizes so quickly, we aren't going to be able to offer exchanges on any orders going forward. Instead, if for some reason we don't have a particular shirt you ordered here at the warehouse, we will give you the option to receive a refund or to receive two replacement shirts in the same size for each missing shirt. Two shirts for the price of one! We will try our best to match the color and general vibe of the shirt you ordered - we promise to send you some cool ones! The vast majority of orders will be filled correctly, but we just don't have the manpower over here to handle exchanges at this point. We'll still be answering emails, providing tracking numbers, stalking you on facebook, all that stuff.

Big thanks to everybody who has placed orders and sent us goodbye messages over the last few months - we love you guys.

Adios, Amigos!

Well folks, we have some good news and some bad news.

First the bad news - after 9 years of bringing you the softest, freshest t-shirts known to mankind, Vintage Vantage is closing down. Blame the economy, blame change, blame us for not being better cutthroat business people. It's a sad thing, but we're looking ahead to new positive ventures, and hope you are too.

Now the good news - everything must go! All of our shirts are deeply on sale, half price discounts or more, right here for the next month or until they're all sold out. We won't be printing any more of these, so it's now or never.

Thank you so much for being here, it's been a crazy fun decade. May you always be wearing your favorite shirt.

Love,
John, Heather, James and Emily

VV in the Wild # 36

Some more entries for VV in the Wild free t-shirt giveaway have arrived, and they're muy muchas fantasticos.

The deal is - you send us a photo of Vintage Vantage stickers or shirts you've spotted in real life. We post it on the blog. You pick out a shirt and send us your address. We send you a free shirt. Everybody smiles and dances.

First up is from somewhere in what looks like Asia next to a giant inflatable sleeping woman or fish, there is a streetfight with Alex "Noble" E. and a friend, one of whom is wearing "Mis Pantalones Estan En Fuego" t-shirt. Joyous!

Next we have a shot of Dan, propositioning a local Jordanian woman to siesta con him.  Taken at an amphitheater in Petra, Jordan.


Wild! Free shirts! Yay!

Email Customer Service Guru James at vintagevantage at hotmail dot communist to redeem your prizes!

VV in the Wild #35

Some more entries for VV in the Wild free t-shirt giveaway have arrived, and they're muy muchas fantasticos.

The deal is - you send us a photo of Vintage Vantage stickers or shirts you've spotted in real life. We post it on the blog. You pick out a shirt and send us your address. We send you a free shirt. Everybody smiles and dances.




First up is from High Sierra Music Festival which took place in California last weekend. Nathan Moore, brilliant wordsmith and talented troubadour but Not a Real Doctor performs with Surprise Me Mr. Davis.













Next we have a photo from B-bo in San Francisco, who shared this: "Corbin just left Mc Danny O'Coyles on lower Haight and was excited after the World Cup win. I got Hillary to pose with my vuvuzela."





Wild! Free shirts! Yay!

Email Customer Service Guru James at vintagevantage at hotmail dot communist to redeem your prizes!

GOT THE DAY OFF

by William O. Johnson, Poetry of a Father, Lover & Friend

I got the day off and the house is so very quiet.
I got the day off and I can sleep as long as I'd like.
I got the day off and all of my friends have to go to work.

I sit out front and watch my neighbors go to work.
I got the day off.

I'm going to eat all the junk food in the house.
I got the day off.

I can watch as much TV as I want.
I got the day off.

I don't have a care in this world.
I got the day off.

The sun is shining bright, my glass of tea is cold and my
sandwich is stacked just right.
I got the day off.

My schedule is wide open, no one here to pester me, and
there are more snacks to be opened.
I got the day off.

I can't stop smiling, I'm going to listen to some music and
imagine I'm on an island.
I got the day off.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

VV in the Wild # 34

Some more entries for VV in the Wild free t-shirt giveaway have arrived, and they're muy muchas fantasticos.

The deal is - you send us a photo of Vintage Vantage stickers or shirts you've spotted in real life. We post it on the blog. You pick out a shirt and send us your address. We send you a free shirt. Everybody smiles and dances.




First up is from B-Lazer's 4th of July Party in San Diego. Dr. T is (out of print) Life Coaching Wheels who holds a Carolina blue penis ice luge, while Tally, Grace, and Riley eat ice.











Furthermore, Percida spotted a Vintage Vantage "Don't Tell My Mom" shirt at a rave in NYC. Hardcore!








Wild! Free shirts! Yay!

Email Customer Service Guru James at vintagevantage at hotmail dot communist to redeem your prizes!